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  • raj1998
    02-06 08:37 AM
    My colleague paid $340 recently for renewal of EAD. He was July 2007 AOS filer.


    But I read this on http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=73ddd59cb7a5d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D

    "If you are filing for an extension of your Employment Authorization and your Form I-485, Application for Permanent Residence, was filed before July 30, 2007, then you must pay the $340 filing fee."

    So I suggest check with Lawyer.





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  • kirupa
    05-27 03:36 PM
    I liked the apple one the best mette. I have added that one up :)

    btw: your footer is killing my CPU :P





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  • MatsP
    January 28th, 2008, 02:51 PM
    I also don't have a Nikon D40x, but I don't think any of this discussion is related to the specific camera model, although some of my discussion relies on you being able to change settings on the camera, and my names of things may be off from what Nikon uses - hopefully I can still get you on the right track.

    It's actually a myth that a longer lens requires a higher aperture. For the same framing, you get the same DOF (Depth Of Field) for the same aperture, whether you use a 600mm telephoto lens or a 4.5mm ultra-fisheye. The only difference is that if you want to fill the frame with a sparrow, you can sit at 10 meters or so with a 600mm, and you need to be touching the sparrow with the lens to get it to fill the fram on a 4.5mm lens. Since most of the time, we don't try to get "eye to eye" with wild sparrows and ultira-fish-eyes, nor take pictures of "everything around you" with a 600mm tele (which would put you half a mile away, or so), it appears that the wide-angle has a bigger depth of field. If you don't beleive me, feel free to place a page of newspaper print at an angle (so that you can see how much of it is in focus), and photograph the exact same bit of text from different distances with the same aperture and different focal length.

    So, smaller aperture (bigger number) will allow more depth-of-field, no matter what lens you use. Wide-angle works well for indoors shots, because it's usually close-up - but I have used my 100mm Macro for some of the shots of my son.

    For "active" shots, you may want to aim for f/5.6 - f/8 or so. ISO 400 or higher helps reduce the look of "flash in dark room" scenario.

    For the other trick when taking action shots of kids, the trick is to use the same settings as the sports photographers: relatively short shutter speed (unless you actually want motion blur as part of the image - in the right place, it's good, in most cases not!), and use "following autofocus" (aka AF Servo or Tracking AF) - this is the part where knowing what Nikon calls it could come in handy - so that the AF is continously focusing on the subject, same as if you were trying to follow a basketball-player as he makes his way across the court to the basket. That way, the camera tries to focus (and uses "computer magic" to PREDICT where the focus should be once the shutter is triggered).

    Third, I think Nikon flashes also support "Second curtain flash", which is definitely the better option for "natural looking light" - this allows the camera to capture the natural light first, the flash the flash, rather than the ohter way around. It should, in theory, make no difference, but I find that it gives a more natural look. Twiddling with the balance between flash and natural light will get you there sooner or later (usually, in my case, later - after son or daughter have finished thinking photography is fun!). The adjustments are:
    - smaller aperture (bigger F-number)
    - faster shutter speed
    - lower ISO number.
    gives more flash. Opposite gives more of the natural light.

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    Mats

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  • permfiling
    10-28 01:23 PM
    Nope did not getthe I-797 yet, just an e-mail from USCIS. This was at NSC

    Did you get your physical green card? Have you completed your FP?


    I got the I-797 approval notice in mail but no card yet. I heard CARD takes few weeks.



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  • centrum
    09-27 04:36 PM
    Important Visa and Immigration Documents (http://www.upenn.edu/oip/iss/visa/documents.html)

    Is the statement under passport true? I still shouldn't have any problem right?





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  • pa_arora
    07-02 12:09 PM
    Read that again..they said it right..."All numbers available to these categories under the FY-2007 annual numerical limitation" have been made available.

    SO to say they have made available whatever they had for 2007..and they are now out of it.

    -p

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    Effective Monday July 2, 2007 there will be no further authorizations inresponse to requests for Employment-based preference cases. All numbers available to these categories under the FY-2007 annual numerical limitation

    have been made "available".=============
    ================================

    I think they meant to put UNAVAILABLE there....
    bastards dont know how to spell !!!



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  • Dhundhun
    08-13 01:30 PM
    ~~ bump ~~
    (IVans, got four REDs for this thread)





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  • stupendousman11
    12-05 12:55 PM
    Any updates on the IV Chat? Are the transcripts available anywhere?



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  • chvs2000@yahoo.com
    10-21 09:58 AM
    Other alternative is to have your employer run the payroll for 5000 and deduct 500 from your adjusted gross income when you file taxes.

    Note that you can only deduct unreimbursed work related expenses when you choose to itemize your deductions.





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  • finimits
    05-03 10:01 AM
    So I will automatically get a 3 year extension when I do the H1B transfer to the new company? Is that because I have a I-140 approval already? I guess I need to show that and the PERM copy. Correct?



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  • vxb2004
    05-31 07:45 PM
    tpcool,

    I am not familiar with ur line of work. I am into manufacturing.I used my AC21 and working on EAD now.

    You can invoke AC21 and work either on h1b(provided newcompany transfers) or EAD. It is highly advisable NOT to port on a pending I-140.

    Hope this helps.





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  • abingc
    08-19 12:46 PM
    - Received 2 Yr EAD expiring July 2010
    - Current EAD expires in Oct 2008
    - 140 Still Pending
    - EB2 I, Feb 07 PD



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  • ajp5
    10-20 01:36 AM
    Thx for response.

    I understand I need a job for H1 extension, but what I am asking is if we need W2 for H1 extension. Any one?

    You might need it.....you might not..When it comes to USCIS even God will not be able to predict. They might issue an RFE, might not. However, if you are with a bodyshopper and in IT I believe its common nowadays for USCIS to ask for 2 years W2s and recent paystubs to make sure you have maintained H1b Status.
    6+ months without paystubs - you should be ready to explain if they ask. I empathize with your situation. Running payroll taxes for an entire year is crazy...approx 20k..not to mention "ILLEGAL". My suggestion - try and find a project asap. Do what you think needs to be done.......Dont loose sleep over something you cannot predict. Everyone needs a break and you might get yours sooner than you think. Hang on..........ATB.





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  • h12gc
    04-29 05:50 AM
    Thanks Krupa for your reply.

    Could any one please clarify on below points.I hope this posting will also help other new members who got their EAD

    1.Can I take an offer with a consulting firm for suppose 3 months con_w2 ?This firms will give me offer letter stating that I will work with them for only 3 months.I cannot file AC 21 since it is temporary employment.In my case since my original employer is intended to hire me permanently once GC is approved and supporting the GC process for this RFE Can I take this contract employment with out filing AC 21? As such I don't see any point in filing AC 21 in my case even if I find full time employment with the end client since my original employer is ready to hire me once GC is approved as GC is for future employment.Please clarify me on this.

    2.I'm trying to avoid AC 21 as the job title and duties should be same or similar.In my case my LCA says that job title: Software Engineer Job duties says I work as Oracle CRM Functional. salary $90k

    As per my expertise: I can work in Oracle apps manufacturing,Finance,supply chain,CRM,

    Business Analyst:Finance,Health care,ERP,Insurance

    QA Analyst: Functional QA (ERP or any other applications)
    SAP QA,People soft QA,Oracle apps QA etc


    All the above jobs are paid average $110k(Minimum 90k)

    My question is suppose If I take a job as a QA Engineer to test an ERP product.Then definitely it will not fall in my LCA job title or duties.But to perform this job definitely I need to have strong ERP Back ground.It will become very hard to prove since my LCA duties says I work as Oracle CRM Functional(only one particular domain).So to avoid trouble I just want to respond this RFE with my original employer offer letter stating he is still intended to hire me once GC is approved.So that I can work in the above stated areas with different firms.Please clarify me on this

    3.I heard so many people are receiving the RFE on I 485.Is it normal practice or USCIS is trying to adjudicate as many cases as possible by the end of september.Any guess?

    Thanks for reading my post.Any inputs will be appreciated

    Thanks
    h12gc



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  • logiclife
    03-22 05:09 PM
    Numbers USA cares about total number of immigrants per year.

    If you move visa numbers from EB1, EB2 and EB3 to EB5 with fancy tactics like hard country quota(What Specter and Frist bills are doing), they dont really care.

    They will be happy if the GRAND TOTAL of all greencards per year is brought down from number X to number Y. The grand total is a total of all Greencards: Family Based, Employment based, Diversity, Refugee etc.

    --Jay.





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  • Sunx_2004
    07-09 11:01 PM
    For private courier (non usps deliveries) there is different address please see in the Instruction on completing I-765 form on USCIS website.
    I send my application via fedex today to following address..

    For private courier (non-USPS) deliveries:
    USCIS
    Nebraska Service Center
    850 S. Street
    Lincoln, NE 68508-1225
    I am not sure of USCIS P.O. Box address, but in general Fedex can't be sent to USPS P.O. Box.

    Very rarely USCIS gives street address for sending application.



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  • gconmymind
    08-15 02:13 PM
    The whole non-compete agreement is a cruel joke on the employee who finds his own project. All these incapable bad desi employers ban the employee from joining the client whom the employee got them in the first place.

    I know a friend of mine works for an employer, he found his own project through a vendor, now because of non-compete agreement he cannot join the client, nor the vendor and now the employer and vendors are buddies and thinking of other business opportunities. In all this the employee is the loser while it was he who brought the employer and vendor together into minting more money at his expense.

    This is especially true of smaller companies. Big companies at least have real end clients and find projects. With smaller companies, employee finds projects, helps build client list for his company, gets paid less than market rate, etc.

    If the GC process were smoother, a lot of such employers would shut down. Their business model is helped by the immigration mess....





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  • pyrosleepy
    04-30 02:58 PM
    Not Yet...But murthy.com says they are considering to reinstate PP for I-140. Check murthy.com for more information on this

    I did not see it in murthy.com. Can you please paste the link or the text.

    Thanks,





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  • desi3933
    06-24 12:13 PM
    ..........

    My questions are:
    1. What happens to my wife's I-485 application, should I choose to leave my job and go back to school ?
    2. Will her EAD still be valid if I leave my job ?
    2. I am planning to go full-time starting Fall 2010. Will we be able to renew her EAD independent of my work status ?

    Thanks a lot for your time and attention,

    1. No Impact. Since you have been working for GC employer for a while, you can use green card to work for any employer, study, or not to work at all.
    2. Her EAD is based on her I-485 application. Her EAD will be valid.
    3. See #2.

    Good Luck.


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    Nil
    04-07 06:01 PM
    Approaching the presidential candidates is a good idea.





    drirshad
    11-14 03:01 AM
    You need exp letter before filing 140 or 485 so don't worry anymore, checkout the following website get your salary you deserve a lot more than he owes ......

    http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/structure/editorial_0482.shtm



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